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Nov 28, 2011 17:34

[Even in her current state, she still isn't guileless enough to turn on the video again, but this time people who've, unfortunately enough, heard enough of her might notice a strange cadence to Lust's voice! She's still brisk, but something about her tone is warmer. WEIRD.]

Officers of the law, you'll want to check on the corner of [STREET] and [STREET] soon. An ambulance is on the way, and they aren't in the state where they can move too far, but it wouldn't do for them to be treated without also being charged for their crimes. [THIS IS HOW DUE PROCESS WORKS, RIGHT] They're ready to confess, of course. I don't do things that sloppily. My apologies for bothering all of you with something so trivial, but I just didn't think before calling for help, and there isn't a patrol car in sight. [She sounds... like she actually means it!] It wouldn't be very prudent to leave men like that behind without at least making sure they'll be apprehended, and you're the best resource we have.

[Her heels are audibly striking the pavement, and it's evident she's talking while walking, kind of like a ridiculous 80s businesswoman! She sighs, briefly, and then continues on with renewed brightness.]

As for the rest of you, let's talk, okay? It seems this has been overdue for far too long, and I have so much to answer for. And really--[she pauses, breathes in and out]--it's such a beautiful day out here.

[Click!]



((So, yeah, there's three 20something dudes who she's helpfully arranged on a bench. Unsurprisingly, they've been stabbed! None of the injuries are seriously debilitating in the long term, since she's taking pains not to hurt anyone so badly they'll immediately bleed out, but they're still... kind of... maimed. They are, coincidentally, in front of a 7-11 or 8-12 or whatever the fuck it's called in the City, which they were not coincidentally robbing, and people are unsurprisingly flipping shits! Oh yeah, and the guns they were using are now in approximately 20 pieces each and lying on the ground next to a fire hydrant, which is going to make reading serial numbers and tracing where they came from painful beyond words. Because even when Lust isn't trying to be, she's such an asshole.))

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