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[aliveandticking]

can someone please tell me what human funerals are like

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[aliveandticking]

i think it would be a nice thing to do

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Well Yes I Suppose It Might Be
I Just
Dont Know

[aliveandticking]

i guess funerals are like parties where you talk about how wonderful the deceased was
it sounds like fun!

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Aradia There Is Nothing Wonderful Or Fun About This Situation

[aliveandticking]

ok well
i just thought it would cheer everyone up

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I Dont Want To Be Cheered Up I Just Want
Ugh
I Just Want Her To Return To Me Safely
Aside From That I Doubt This Would Cheer Anyone Other Than Yourself Really
I Know Little About Human Funerals But From What Ive Been Able To Gather They Arent Especially Joyous Events

[aliveandticking]

ok maybe one of us doesnt have all the information about human funerals
but we cant leave the body in there forever kanaya

[tastesrainbows]

I Know But
I Dont Want To Let Her Go

[aliveandticking]

its not her kanaya
its just a body
what if you make her something nice to wear and we bury it with a scalemate or two
and we all say nice things about her and eat lots of cherries and drink koolaid in her honor

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And Hot Dogs With Copious Amounts Of Tomato-Based Condiments
And Those Frozen Poles Of Juice Concentrate In The Fruit Punch Variety
She Was Always Fond Of Those

[aliveandticking]

and we can ask dave to draw some comics i know she liked them

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She Wont Be Able To Appreciate Them

[aliveandticking]

i know
but we will and theyll remind us of her

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I Suppose