Sorry, I'm not a creepy stalker or unhinged lunatic, I'm actually quite boring and am using the Comm as something like a message board for getting in touch with people I need to speak to.
I know, it's revolutionary, but do try to keep up.
First off, I have two cartons of cigarettes for...
moarcigsplz. At least I think that's the correct "handle." I didn't know which brand you preferred, so I found the closest tobacconists and got you the nice British kind. Nobody should smoke American cigarettes, they're simply foul.
Secondly, I have a
jabot for The Law. I hope it's to your satisfaction. Down the fancy dress shop on 1st and Main is where I found it, for your future needs, sir.
Gentlemen, please let me know your apartment numbers and I'll have these items to you posthaste.
Also, was anybody here a lawyer in their past lives? Specifically a lawyer specializing in contract law. I know it's a long shot, but I figure, what the hey.