Mar 10, 2009 00:54
Well, I guess I'm as lost as I can be. Could anyone lemme know just why I'm here? My gracious host...he was...vague. Yeah, let's put it that way. I mean, everything seems nice enough, but... I just miss my family.
[Another voice comes on the line for a second, one much gruffer and deeper than the first, but is quickly muffled by a hand over the mic]
There ya go talkin' 'bou--
Uh. I think I need to go. Um. I need to let my, uh, dog out. For two hours. Uh, bye.
[The transmission ends, but not before one last very quiet voice is heard in the background.]
...
But we don't have a dog, Pat! ...Are we getting one?
† patrick mulligan | toxin