a brief message from your corporate sponsors in hell [locked from villains, enemies]
Desdemona. How are things going? Are you in need of supplies?
Everyone else. How many monsters each do you think you have taken out? Estimate.
EDIT FOR PRIZES:
#16856857: a microwave and a puppy (for "winning")
#16741366: $500 (for persistence)
#13881621: a cannon (for winning) [ooc note: insufficient for firing a humanoid the distance to the airship]
#18742908: a pack of cigarettes
Everyone else. How many monsters each do you think you have taken out? Estimate.
EDIT FOR PRIZES:
#16856857: a microwave and a puppy (for "winning")
#16741366: $500 (for persistence)
#13881621: a cannon (for winning) [ooc note: insufficient for firing a humanoid the distance to the airship]
#18742908: a pack of cigarettes