[ voice; he sounds so. pleased with himself. ]
For the uninitiated amongst you: this is a possum, and this is a chicken. When you combine the two, however, they become a possum-chicken. They are apparently delicious.
Are we all clear on what animal is being referred to, now?
Good.
You may now return to your normal, dreary lives.
[ ooc | yes, he made one and linked a video of it to the network. No, you can't have it. Yes, I have a weird sense of humor ]