Apr 21, 2009 10:19
Officers of the CPD, it's come to my attention that our jail is about as secure as a bag of diamonds in the Thieves' Guild, which is frankly unacceptable.
I want volunteers to do guard shifts. Doesn't do us a damned bit of good to go out and grab the criminals if we can't even keep them in the ruddy tanty. Or if they're killing visitors when nobody's looking.
Also, how many of my officers have suddenly become slightly more metallic than usual? I count two.
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