[ text; filtered from all known villains + norman osborn like WOAH ]
You know how I'm usually this happy-go-lucky, funny and loveable goofball that gets along with everyone no matter how weird or "bad-ass" they they try to be? And how I usually give second-chances to people who prove they deserve it? Well, crisis-driven short fuse aside sometimes, it's just time for a man to put his foot down, shuck everything he is out the window, and be bossy. Incredibly bossy.
Stark and Namor know what I'm talking about. Logan too, but he's more the type to stand in the corner and make you feel like crap for doing wrong. Like a badass dad.
Anyway -- this man? The one with the genetics and camera-angle defying hair? His name is Norman Osborn, and despite all appearances of just being "regular, business-class evil," he is one of the most dangerous and cunning bastards to ever walk the planet. Seriously. When he's not making clones from my dna, trying to kill everyone I ever loved, or ruining what the word "family" means in every sense of Webster's definition of it, Ol'Normie's doing his best at trying to put Ebenezor Scrouge to shame. He's also died like, forty times. And probably eats puppies for breakfast -- no joke.
Just. Stay away from him. Don't talk to him, don't agitate him, and, for the love of God, don't tell him my name or insinuate that you know who I am in any way, shape or form. Dude brainwashed his own son to try and get to me more than once, okay? Bad news in the extreme; If he ever pulls anything, tell me about it, and I'll get him off your back for you. You do not want to get in the middle of whatever he's going to be planning, I promise you.
- Spider-man out.