001 && [ACCIDENTAL VOICE POST; JAPANESE, TRANSLATED SOMEHOW (SUBTITLED?)]
[sudden staticky exhalation]
Wait a minute, what do you mean "hero"? You can't just go around dragging people away from where they're supposed to be and making them police your city!
[a reply, male, too muffled to make out specific words]
This just… it shouldn't be allowed! Send me back, send me back right now! And don't you look down at me like that! …yes, I know you're six feet tall and I'm not--
Huh? This thing? It's on? What's it even do, anyway? Hey! Owch! Stupid thing!
Wait a minute, what do you mean "hero"? You can't just go around dragging people away from where they're supposed to be and making them police your city!
[a reply, male, too muffled to make out specific words]
This just… it shouldn't be allowed! Send me back, send me back right now! And don't you look down at me like that! …yes, I know you're six feet tall and I'm not--
Huh? This thing? It's on? What's it even do, anyway? Hey! Owch! Stupid thing!