007 // Everything is Wonderful

[capemods]

Construction on the M.A.C. is now 100% complete. I do not expect an influx, but know that -- it is there

Comments

[liverletdie]

You never made chess jokes before.

[capemods]

Nor do I now.

[liverletdie]

Yeah, the female voice kind of gave it away. I think you were hacked.

[capemods]

Dreaming, Tony? That's impossible. I cannot be hacked.

[liverletdie]

Yeah, I know you can't, but something weird is going on.

[capemods]

Suspicious as always, Tony.

JUST FOR THAT ICON.

[liverletdie]

You have no idea what happened at the end of your message, do you?

CHOKE AND DIE.

[capemods]

I turned the communicator off. That's what happens when messages end.

Y-You don't Really mean that! ;o;

[liverletdie]

Oh you did, did you?

[ Audio Playback ]

If there are any other problems that cannot be dealt with without my intervention, I can be reached here, as usual. The Tower is no longer my jurisdiction. I remain --

[Hissing static pours out of the the speakers, drowning out whatever the man was saying. Quietly, almost inaudibly, a female voice chimes in, speaking in a sing-song tone. As the static changes in volume, parts of what she says are completely obscured, though a few phrases can be made out.]

kkssshhhhcccc -- ittle king with a little kingd -- rscchhh -- y oh my, did I just make a chess joke? This just won't d -- hhzzzsscchhhhh -- eless to me now. Time for some alterations.

[Beep.]

really, i do.

[capemods]

Cute, Tony. Still angry at me, I suppose?

You're so cruel!

[liverletdie]

Annoyed.

I didn't fabricate that. I have better things to do than make up something that bizarre.

iron man moneyshots deserve it.

[capemods]

Whatever can I do to win back your favour?

Do you indeed? But it was so well constructed. You must be getting faster.

Well, they probably do. BUT I DON'T!

[liverletdie]

Maybe putting in some actual effort would be a good start.

You know, starting a company, trying to take down Godzilla, I'm a busy man.

[VOICE] guilt by association.

[capemods]

You have to meet me halfway.

Really? And how is that Godzilla projjjjeerrkkkkksshhhhff Busy like an ant, Mr. Stark?

[VOICE] FFF, Fine. D:

[liverletdie]

And -

Who are you?

[VOICE]

[capemods]

And what? T-T-T-TRRRRRSHGK

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Or is it th -- RGGHHHSKKKK -- ecify, Ton
-- ther way around? I can never remember.