Jul 05, 2009 21:49
Ugh! What's going on? Looks like I'm stranded on some backwater planet. Doesn't anyone know how to repair a robot? You've turned me into some kind of organic lifeform - I've got skin and hair and too many fingers. You people obviously can't read either. My contract states all my specifications - heh, and they're pretty amazing, you know - but someone missed the memo on materials. I'm supposed to be made of metal.
I'm calling my agent. I want off this planet, right now.
Oh, yeah - and would anyone like to escort me to the nearest spaceport? Being organic makes a woman feel vulnerable.
† courtney gears | gears