Jul 08, 2009 01:51
Well, conquering the planet is just out of the question! I've got the wrong programming and no support...
but maybe I can start with small conquering... things! Yeah!
SO I AM GOING TO CONQUER... JIM'S DONUTS.
Cause whoever Jim is, he makes a tasty donut!
I will begin by obtaining a job! And then I can move up the corporate ladder until I am the MASTER OF JIM'S DONUTS.
Then, I'll take on CASA DEL NACHO!
Oh Earth, your delicious snacky goodness will be under MY CONTROL!
... Once I figure out how to get the boss human to stop YELLING at me... why is it wrong to eat donuts on the job?! I ate on my old job all the time!
† purple "kevin" | almighty tallest