WHO: 300,000 angry nerds and the Imports who fight them. Tag yourselves in, please!
WHERE: All around, but mostly near the Porter tower
WHEN: 7:30A May 18 - 3:13P May 20, 2011
WARNINGS: There is no fourth wall. Only Zuul. And violence. And probably bad language. And other things as well. JUST ASSUME THAT THIS LOG IS NOT FOR LIL'UNS.
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He let out a breath. "Shit kid, I almost killed you." The kangaroo peered over the table at the entrance. "Hate to haveta kill half of the forum I chat with, but when you toss explosives at me..." He looked back at the kid. "You got anything to hit them with?"
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"Yeah, I all got something wicked for them," he may have said in a whisper, but there was no less force behind the words.
Thankful for his strife deck working with him, he pulled out his bow and knocked an arrow. As usual for him it hit its mark, felling one of the people outside. Sounded a little like another grenade might have been set off out there, but with all the other sounds out there it could have been anything.
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He glanced about. Apparently he had crashed into a sporting goods store. He knew the nerds saw him seek shelter here, so they're sure to try something soon. "We gotta get the shit out of here." He looked around and spotted the baseball merch. He grabbed an umpire's mask and slid it on, grabbing a bat and standing up. Tapping the bat on his shoulder he smiled. "Time to play bollocks!"
Not a moment too soon, he saw a grenade get tossed inside. "Duck and hold on to your buttocks!" Booga ran ahead, hitting grenade back out and rolled out of the way- hopefully the kid heard him.
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Still, he followed and shot two people as he, one got it in her eye and one he decided to give a slower death by shooting him in the throat.
He was a little late in seeing the grenade, but he ducked in time to avoid most of the damage. Specks of purple blood were on his shoulder after that, but he didn't really feel it anyway, so what did he care. A second later he was back to shooting, being a little more vicious than before and making sure to hit in spots that hurt a lot more and drew out the dying a bit longer.
He honked as he hit each mark.
"Hope you motherfuckers all motherfuckin' like getting up at not motherfuckin' breathing."
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