verizon mom makes me want to die

[capearce]

Some of you may be aware of the Sunday routine I keep with Elliot, and more recently, Elliot and Henry. On Sunday, we get out of the house early to allow Ellen a few hours to sleep in. We usually go to Panera to get bagels and then drive over to our local Meijer's to get the Sunday edition of The Cincinnati Enquirer. We also stop regularly to pump

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[nineveh_rains]

Verizon Dad kinda looks like Jim Carey.