POOF BANG CRACKPLOT

[capital_r]

*has been crackplotted*

*and so, is busy dumping various bottles of liquor down the sink with a faint look of disgust on his face* Why is all this wine here? Drinking is a disgusting habit. *and when that's done, he'll go sit down to read some treatise on a republic, without even a faint glimmer of amusement*

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[admiral_grumpy]

Hey, what's up? *blinks* You're reading, and not drinking. Something's wrong.

[capital_r]

*looks up from his reading* Nothing's wrong, Alistair. Why should I be drinking? It's a filthy habit.

[admiral_grumpy]

Because...*rolls eyes, and decides to go along with whatever prank R is playing this time* Never mind. Do you mind if I sit down? I'm a bit tired.

[capital_r]

Go right ahead. *and oh, look, Allie is --well, older than R remembered him to be, at least, so pulls out a chair for him* You look -- different.

[singulartragedy]

*blinks* --Well, there's an interesting change of heart.

[capital_r]

How so?

[singulartragedy]

Just a bit out of the usual for you, isn't it?

[capital_r]

I don't see why it would be.

[baldlaigle]

If you go on like this, you do realize we'll have to invent a whole new set of nicknames for you, don't you? It could be disastrous.

[capital_r]

*slightly annoyed smirk* I'm sure.

[baldlaigle]

Well, we can't very well go on calling you "Winecask," can we?

[capital_r]

I don't know why you'd call me that in the first place.

[julien_enjolras]

*still crackplotted*

But Grantaire, wine is absolutely perfect when had with a young woman of a certain age and complexion! It's Paris, and wine is inevitable. :) :)

[capital_r]

Just because it's inevitable doesn't mean it's not vile. >:( >:(

[red_waistcoat]

....

*Pokes R*

[capital_r]

*irritated* What do you want?

[red_waistcoat]

.... what happened to you?