I have returned.
I apologize for my time off. Even the mightiest suffer some sort of illness.
Upon my return, I saw that someone had placed some Valentine's gifts near my office.
The first one was a note, which read:
Youda and Drama teacher and coach Sensui, I would like to see you together in a small place with even smaller garments. ♥
Hmmph. As if I would lower myself to sleeping with two OLD MEN. If you see me as an old man, I must remind you that twenty-six is nowhere near old. Plus they have nothing to gain from me, nor I from them. I have the sneaking suspiction that this note was penned by a female. If I find her, I will leave her intestines smattered across the walls of this fine educational institution.
And I also recieved a pair of edible underwear. Chocolate-and-strawberry-flavored. As they were two sizes too small for myself, and they were made for men, I concluded that the package was from a male student or younger teacher (thank the gods), and that I was the one to be doing the eating. Also enclosed in the bag was a variety of...ahem...toys.
I would be most glad if this meant Hagiri would like to...reminisce...with me about old times.
-Sensui