Make a DIFFERENCE, you lazy douchebags!

[capn_curmudgeon]

Sign my damn petition! Tell your hippie friends that actually think online petitions have ever made a difference! Tell your asshole friends who like predictable jokes like this one! You don't need to tell me, because I'm the hippie asshole who made it!

http://petitions.takingitglobal.org/macattack2009

You don't need to join the site to sign the

Comments

[mfxd]

... I don't get it. Didn't realize you're such a Mac fan.

What's your angle!?

[capn_curmudgeon]

I'm not, really. Just goofing on all those people who leapt on the "posthumous Oscar for Heath Ledger" bandwagon before having even seen the damn film.