Holy shit this sounds awesome!

[capn_curmudgeon]

Twilight the drinking game!

1: gather a group of friends and some booze, preferably beer, or you'll be too smashed too quick.
2: someone begins reading Twilight aloud.
3: every time an adverb appears, take a drink.

This is the original version of the game, many variations are available here:

http://cabbiewisdom.blogspot.com/2008/08/twilight-analysis.

Comments

[clumsyelf]

God, it fucking hurts just reading ABOUT it. Of course, it has the same train-wreck appeal that Angels and Demons had: I have to see it at least once...

[capn_curmudgeon]

I'm sure the movie deserves its own, entirely separate game. Not that I've had the misfortune, but it's fairly obvious.