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brittlenerves September 4 2010, 13:56:26 UTC
Wh--what-- what's a... p-prostate?

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chopshopgoddess September 4 2010, 15:57:12 UTC
. . .

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consummateturk September 4 2010, 16:21:57 UTC
[Veld looks, puts his tea down and then starts off to the bar. ]

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talkingfishbone September 4 2010, 19:15:23 UTC
...Jim.

Or. Someone.

Read this to me. I am so confused right now.

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autodidacticone September 13 2010, 02:55:05 UTC
You and everyone else.

[OH well. For cyborgs and science!]

It's a mad lib, a pre-made letter, where you fill in the blank words, usually for comedic effect. It says.

"Dear Bloodfarts!!!

How are you, I've been itchy down there. Life is present on Uranus. The weather has been kind to the warthogs. I've been enjoying the hellscape. How is your prostate?

Recently, I saw a movie called Trainspotting, all about Scottish superheroes, which I thought was salty & hot. I think you'd watch it. Aside from that, ballet school is good. I have been sleeping under your bed and I had a funny dream that BEEF BEEF BEEF, although I am not sure what it might symbolize.

Oh, one last thing. John fucked off to Reno without Cash and Ling Hua's a Sorcerer reality is FUCKED.
Thanks for being so sexy, Penk"

[There follows a transcribed text version, for easy auto-translation.]

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