My penis's new name is Colonel Sanders the Understated Monstrosity.
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The following is a rebuttal to Kerry's editorial about guys. (You should check it out, it's awexome.)Note: Guys A and B are assholes, and Guy C is the good one ( Read more... )

Ok, so everyone else already did the prom thing, but they forgot a few choice moments:
1. Earl, our limo driver's first words to us were: "Gentelmen, looking sharp. Ladies... luscious."
2. Fidning out that Kelly's brother's best friend was none other than Max HodgeMax: Kelly ( Read more... )

This entry's theme: Hakuna Matata.

Hakuna Motherfuckin' Matata.

I hate the way I wake up every morning.
Every morning I am awoken by the same damn thing, blaring loud radio static. I don't know why, but it's the only thing that can wake me up. Honestly, it's a terrible way to start a day ( Read more... )

So, I too have succumbed to the bowels of the internet... writing a livejournal. Now, I hope that you all know that I get lazy sometimes and forget to