SPICING UP SEX LIFE

A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage.

After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her ( Read more... )

i overheard a woman talking about her inability to achieve multiple orgasms.  she seemed really distressed, like it was a contest between her and her friends, but only they could do it.  another woman nearby was listening too, and she said she could only get one orgasm at a time.  the other women giggled and said they felt sorry for the two ( Read more... )

donnas been upset about leaving home, i can tell she really misses her parents.

idk, i mean i guess ive been quick to judge her mom because of all the crap going on recently but donna obviously loves her, idk, im conflicted.  shes 19 you know?  but im glad she wants to try and keep a stable relationship with her parents.  hopefully all the drama ( Read more... )

( gamergasm for fallout 3 )

fallingsandgame.com  specifically though, morgan should play "new sand".  pyro sand is fun too but you cant plant trees.  shame shame ( Read more... )

doot doo dootndoot doo, doot doo dootdootndootdoo...
buh bum, da dah da bum, buh bum, da dah da bum,
ding, da ding da ding da ding
bass bass bass bwah, bwah bwah, bwah bwah bwah bwah BWAH, bwah bwah bwah bwah,

doot doo dootndoot do

i got a dart gun today, it shoots darts so fast they stick into my fence.  finally, something to do when im drunk.

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interesting
all hail the anti-american socialist leader!
3 cheers for william ayers!

jakes birthday was the most fun ive had in a long time, it was epic.  so many kegs, live music, jello shots, fights, cops, and me and niki were beer pong champs for a bit.  good times.

me and donna have been doing a crazy movie fest, its been good times though.  deuce bigalow!

other than that i got 35 bucks from a bank error in my favor, and a bottle of whiskey, life is good!

blake writes in TMOHAH that the existing church presents man's energies as evil.  sexual desires, self gratifying desires, these are the devil.  and passive acceptance, following without question, that is good.  so to an average believer, they look at god and see destiny, reason, unescapable despotism.  they look at satan and see something ( Read more... )