i love mustard.

on higway 152 on the way to fresno, there is a road.
a lonley road.
a road called "road 15"
and once called
"road 15 1/2"
and my favorite
"road 15 3/4"

i need a fainting goat

so i need to make plans (remember 
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mark sommers is looking fat and feminine.

i was at a child development conference this weekend (im a preschool teacher...love kids, dont want to take them home with me) and in the literature we recieved PRIOR to the start it specified that it was a conference about "good stuff for kids" but that children should not be there ( Read more... )

so on myspace i just searched for my display name to see how many others were out there...there are 2. and one is dead.
seriously.
dead.

even after some digging i cant find out what happened to him and its bugging me...and it shouldnt.
but it does.

from the genius who brough you "fry that chicken" i present "in the tub"

i have stiches in my ass.
the dermatolagist found some moles she didint like and so she cut them out and now i have stiches in my ass.
and the lidocaine has worn off and they hurt.
i probably need some percoset :) LOL LOL

i was ok while she was doing it then i caught a glimpse of the bits she removed and the gauze.... BLECH!

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