if you want to live high class, live high class. and if you want to freeload, freeload.

[capnjimbo]

went out to watch love of diagrams and architecture in helsinki last night. i proved myself completely unable to slyly streetdrink (ain't saying what i was drinking. it could've been a shirley temple, it could've been nyquil mixed with kerosene. whatever you choose to think it was reflects your view of me, so play nice. i'm destined to become

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[householdriot]

does your goal of doing interpretive dance for billionaire widows on their death beds have anything to do with then trying to inherit said beds once they pass away?

[capnjimbo]

now you're just hitting below the belt.
so far i've passed up two free beds - one of them because, despite seeming quite okay, it was found on the side of the road and hence _may_ have had a dodgy past.
beds that definitely have a dead octogenarian's cooties are way out of the question.

um, i'm trying to imply that i sleep on an airbed because i actually have standards, aren't i? meh. the logic works for me.