see? i can have fun here. i guess.

[capnjimbo]

went to see cat power.
CHAN WALKED INTO THE CROWED, KNELT AT MY FEET AND STAYED BOWED DOWN FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES WHILE SINGING THE TEACHES OF PEACHES.

yes, i am indeed the most verile man alive.

afterward i stole her half finished can of red bull and finished it off. i am now 50% of the way to swapping spit with her. wooh.

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[_generica]

dude
funny story: i am working on monday
i'll hide the key .. um .. is the car hole door workable ?? i could hide it in there ... or does it stay down now

FUNNY, EH ?

Helen says:

[anonymous]

Soon you will be able to make a gallery consisting entirely of the remains of sugared products stolen from rock celebrities, M&M's, chupa chup sticks, red bull... I bet Damian Hirst wishes he had thought of it first.

Re: Helen says:

[capnjimbo]

OR what i could do is put said rockstar's sugared product remnants in formaldahyde, create a newspaper devoted to their glorification and on christmas eve rock dope rhymes while helping santa deliver their scale models to the kids.

then i'd be the envy of will.i.am rudolph hirst.

thankyou, i'll be on the other side of the country all week.count your fuckin blessings.