happy new year. yours, miami vice.

[capnjimbo]

i've become such a badass jock thug since i last updated this thing properly. a few months ago i was an unemployed scrawny geek. now i'm still unemployed (one year today. rock), but i'm a licensed security guard/crowd controller. no, that shit isn't going to stop being fucking hilarious. ever

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[anonymous]

Ooooh...
Don't scare me like that.

Happy New Year by the way.

Caitlin

[capnjimbo]

i'm 27 and i just got back from pixi foto (and boy is my charm tired), i think that makes me the least scary person ever.

maybe i'm overgeneralising, but i think that the principal reason for my life ending up so differently to bela lugosi's can be traced to the fact that when _his_ mother said to him "put on your sunday best, chil'. we're going on a family outing to k-mart," he decided that the most applicable reaction was to stab out her eyes with a rusty letter opener and then drink her blood.

as far as being immortalised goes, turning to vampirism beats a glossy 8 by 10 every time.

the last temptation of jim

[danshep]

jim, when you get back there have been some changes to the living arrangements, but i don't think you'll mind too much but anyway, i think i had a good new years and it sounds like you did too, so that could make two of us. somebody said i dropped a drink on the ground and i don't believe it for a second, or even less than that. today when brettt drove my car here they were watching romy and michelle's high school reunion and i was fooled into thinking that it was thelma and louise. rhys was here and he said it was the last temptation of jesus, but i wasn't going to fall for that one, as i know that jesus wasn't a girl and also that he didn't drive a convertible. the end.

Re: the last temptation of jim

[capnjimbo]

yeah, i had a good new years eve, tho it was a bit quiet (um, depending who i was talking to at the time).

changes in living arrangements, eh? sounds, erm, intriguing. i'll see what they are when i get home (probly about an hour or so before gilmore girls starts).
unless the changes are that my keys don't fit the locks anymore and my bedroom has been relocated to the alleyway behind bridie o'reilly's. i mind that sort of thing a little more than you may think.

jesus didn't have a convertible, but his mother had a sportscar. she spent the last days of her pregnancy riding around on a lambourghini countass.
(being out of people's striking range when i make bad puns is great).

[ohyes]

hahahahahaha wish you were beer.

[capnjimbo]

it's funny 'cos it's brew.

ahem.

[ohyes]

hahahahaha swear!

[anonymous]

god youre boring and have no life. come back to perth doofus so that i can tell you funny witty stories about my life cos you just know you miss me. (plus im just so much more interesting than you. )
happy new year cunt
love sea

[anonymous]

not impressed jim.
i want a reply.

[capnjimbo]

wooh! i managed to piss _you_ of all people off by being too damn slack in keeping in touch with / replying to people. fuck i'm hardcore. rock

[anonymous]

for starters, i dont have to wear a hat, so i dont know what fucking shit helens been telling you. you know shes got even less of a life than i do right now, so shes inclined to make up stupid improbable stories. humoh.

secondly, i dont need to go to melbourne to see what youre up to because thanks to the wonders of the i-ter-net i can see exactly what youve been doing. and lets just say it aint exactly thrilling. pooh head. (selfish little fuckers DONT deserve it... but we always had that in common huh...) and believe me, dont think i havnt already capitalized on the glue thing either. and if i spelt that wrong its helens fault. because shes dictating.
xxxxxxxxxxxciao cheecho!!!