O Praise Thee, You Lowing Buffaloes of the Water

[capnkjb]

These mozzarella balls I am eating are quite delicious. Only two issues:

(1) They smell like feet. Seriously, there is a small tub of locker-room on my desk.

(2) They are so soft and pliable, it is somewhat dirty and sexual. I feel wrong eating them.

On the other hand, they are so very very good, I can ignore these issues.

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[blacksheep_lj]

Trader Joe's has these tubs of "fruit jellies" that are little sugar coated discs of jelled candy.

I feel like I'm eating tongues.

It's dirty.

:D