I just finished getting verbally assaulted by a woman whose cable we disconnected today. You see, she sent me an envelope yesterday. The envelope contained a check for $50, a hastily scribbled note on a collections letter we sent her, with a healthy portion of dried, stinking yellow urine attached ( Read more... )

I do not know who he is, but I love him just the same:

http://www2.capitalfm.com/staticweb/edfeatures/vanweasel/video.htm

Gonzo+cannon = fun

Boom!

Anime+random (non-graphic, cartoon) violence = launch!

Whack!

Have fun!

"My next poem is called: 'An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me and Whom I Inflicted Great Destruction Upon While Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Mothership ...autobiographical'."

I'm completely done with my degree completion program at the educational institution formerly known as Western Baptist College ( Read more... )

Here is the link to 20 pictures of Andrew. Dotfoto seems to work better than all the other irritatingly difficult sites I've tried. Whew!

20 pics of Andrew

Some quick pictures of Andrew:

20 pics of Andrew's Birthday

Please join us in welcoming Andrew Scott Johnson into the world! Born 1/22/05 @6:43 PM. 19 inches, 6lbs 15ounces. 1 handed typing bad. little boy good!!! pictures soon! love you all -Scott (& Amy too)

If this doesn't nail your funnybone, oh well. I'm still chuckling over it though . . .

Scroll to the bottom, it's entitled "The House"

On 4/4 I ordered a Dell 9100. It simply had the most bang for my buck. They estimated delivery on 4/29 or so, and I was okay with that, because hey, cool and cheap is good, right ( Read more... )