I think if it were me, I'd try and get people to buy the shots for other people. Especially if there are rich stupid guys and hot babes in the bar, the rich stupid guys should be easily persuaded to buy shots for the hot babes. I don't know how effective that is in real life, but hypothetically it should bring in the big bucks.
Or you should try to goad the rich stupid guys into having contests to see who can take the most shots, with a kiss from the hot babes as a prize.
Subtly suggest that you'll sleep with them if they buy you shots, and then pour yourself shots of water (from an alcoholic bottle). You'll make money for yourself and the bar and you'll also SAVE money for the bar by only drinking water!
basically, I'm getting paid to drink. They buy shots for me FROM me, then tip me on the shots they pay me to drink. The owners want me to drink (not to stupidity, but to fun) and I can have people buy me drinks, or I can just ask for them myself. Me drinking actually makes them MORE money.
The only thing to be saved here is my poor liver. No more Jagerbombs for Melly.
ps. why are you still on the wrong side of the country?
I'm actually in the middle of the country now. I'm in Boulder, CO, but I'll be returning to SF soon. I'm on the wrong side because it's cold, and I like it cold! Plus, you know, with the heat and humidity and your hotness, my fragile heat-sensitive body wouldn't stand a chance on the East coast.
No no no! I know they buy you drinks to drink. I'm saying you just make sure what you're drinking isn't alcohol, that way the boys are paying for the drinks and tipping you and you aren't getting drunk, and the bar doesn't have to replace any alcohol cuz you're not actually drinking any!
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Or you should try to goad the rich stupid guys into having contests to see who can take the most shots, with a kiss from the hot babes as a prize.
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you have no idea how flawed your logic is.
basically, I'm getting paid to drink. They buy shots for me FROM me, then tip me on the shots they pay me to drink. The owners want me to drink (not to stupidity, but to fun) and I can have people buy me drinks, or I can just ask for them myself. Me drinking actually makes them MORE money.
The only thing to be saved here is my poor liver. No more Jagerbombs for Melly.
ps. why are you still on the wrong side of the country?
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