It's time for another round of...

[capri_chan]

"How Many Times Can Denise's Internet Go Out Within a Fifteen-Minute Period?" With your host, Satya!

Satya: No, I quit last time, remember?

Me: Oh. Well...uh...

Satya: You know, you could just say "I hate my internet" and accomplish the same general thing with less creative effort.

Me: You suck as a muse.

Comments

[jokermage]

Write a haiku about it.

[capri_chan]

But, you see, I can-
not write a real haiku
to save my life.

[jokermage]

Drumming on the keys
Waiting for the page to load
I am very bored