someone asks something to the effect 'do you like golf...'

Jason: Does a bear shit in the woods?

a 'duh' silence.

Chris: What about polar bears?

Jason: You got me! What about teddy bears?

Chris: What about gay bears?

Jason: You should know.

What a weird night ahahaha.

Alright, where do I start ( Read more... )

I haven't written in this in a while. I've been "blogging" it in myspace. I like the suspense of "who reads it" and "whatever must they think of me." No one reads it anyone aside from my family who tell my mom that they think I am going off into the deep end and the rumors are right, I don't know how to swim. I get several emails a day asking me ( Read more... )

dude, I don't remember writing that entry earlier lol.

Last night Sarah and I went downtown and met Heath at the lovely "Stage." Which I hate because it's 100% country music. A lot of hot guys, but the only guys hitting on girls are the old farts. When Heath got there, we went to Cadillac Ranch, and Jimmy showed up ( Read more... )

Tomorrow we are getting a new girl. Drew was transferred off, and I made sure everyone knew I was upset about it. I threw a car, and started to compound cuss. Not just for personal aestetic reasons do I enjoy seeing him everyday, but we were all upset, even him. I am just a loud northerner and I had to show how upset I was along with the collective ( Read more... )

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I confuse years ( Read more... )

Yes, I fell in and out of love in 4 minutes again. I was sitting in the dealership and the 2nd most gorgeous guy I have seen (still doesn't compare to that other guy I glimpsed and fell in love with) walked by. Took my breath away, so I got up and followed him. Who is this new guy? Why is he so tan and dark haired and gorgeous? Does he want my ( Read more... )

So I've been sick all day. But sick in the weak way, my throat hurts, I don't have a voice. Not any congestion or anything nasal ( Read more... )