WARNING: THIS POST MIGHT BRING ABOUT JUSTIFIED RAGE.

Jul 06, 2010 18:13

OKAY, SO WE ALL KNOW THE MOVIE WAS REALLY BAD. LETS HAVE A LITLE REMINDER OF JUST HOW BAD IT WAS WITH A GIF. SPAM OF ALL THE WTF MOMENTS. BE WARNED, THERE ARE ALOT OF THOSE MOMENTS. ALOT.

OH, AND SPOILERS. BIG ONES, LIKE AZULA SHOWS UP AT THE END. SEE?




OKAY. SO IT BEGAN WITH A RATHER CHEESY OPENING CREDIT SCENE THAT WAS OKAY-ISH. THIS WAS ACTUALLY PROBABLY THE HIGH POINT IN THE MOVIE.



THIS WAS SOKKA'S ONLY GOOD POINT IN THE MOVIE. GETTING PHYSICALLY ABUSED BY APPA WAS EASILY HIS STANDOUT MOMENT.



THIS IS HILARIOUS FOR SO MANY REASONS. THIS IS NOT THE KATARA WE KNOW. ANYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN WHAT SHE JUST DID. ANYTHING



THIS IS NOT BENDING. THIS IS FANCY DANCING WITH PATHETIC RESULTS. ARGHHHH.



THIS WAS ACTUALLY QUITE A NICE TOUCH. I LIKE HOW ZUKO'S FONDLY FONDLING THE IMAGE OF URSA.



ANYWAY, BACK TO THE FAIL. I JUST HAD TO CAPTURE THIS MOMENT CAUSE OF THE ACTING. JUST STARE AT SOKKA IN THIS. THAT'S NOT ACTING. THAT'S NOT EVEN NORMAL. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING. NO REALLY, WHAT.



OKAY THIS WAS CUTE. THE ONLY BITS I LIKED THE THE FILM WERE THE FLASHBACKS ACTUALLY.



SIDE NOTE: WHY IS KYOSHI LOOKING LIKE A DUDE? DID M.NIGHT FUCK THIS UP AS WELL.



THIS IS ALSO ONE OF THOSE WHAT JUST HAPPENED MOMENTS. WHY IS KATARA BETTER AT WATERBENDING THAN AANG? WHY? AND WHY DID YOU PUT HIS HAND IN THAT POSITION, THAT'S JUST ASKING FOR A DICK JOKE.



THIS WAS OKAY. AZULA BEING A CRAZY LITTLE KID LAUGHING AT HER BROTHER GETTING HIS FACE BURNT OFF.



ZUKO'S ON A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT. WEARING A VERY MANLY WHITE JUMPSUIT. VERY MANLY.



WHY. JUST WHY. THIS ISN'T BENDING. IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL PRAT AANG. JUST STOP IT.



OMG. THIS IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE WHY M.NIGHT SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED NEAR A PEN AGAIN.
FOUR DAYS FOUR DAYS FOUR DAYS


AND THEN KATARA IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS BEING LIKE "AANG AANG! I KNOW YOUR TRYING TO CONCENTRATE SO I'M JUST GOING TO BE ANNOYING AND NOISY.

LUCKILY SHE GETS WACKED INTO A TREE AS PUNISHMENT FOR BEING COMPLETELY USELESS.



I'M GUESSING THE ZUTARA FANS WILL TAKE THIS AS AMAZINGLY ROMANTIC, BUT FOR ME ZUKO GAVE OFF THE CREEP VIBE SO MUCH DURING THIS SCENE. ACTUALLY, THE ENTIRE MOVIE. HIS OBSESSION WITH LITTLE BOYS WAS VERY VERY APPARENT. DNW.



IDK IDK. FOR A MOVIE SO DARK AND SERIOUS THIS WAS KINDA LOLARIOUS.



IF THERE WAS ONE THING THAT CANON IS AANG/ZUKO AWKWARD FIGHTING. DID AANG JUST WRAP HIS LEGS AROUND ZUKO'S HEAD? HE DID...BUT WHY...



WORSE. DEATH. SCENE. EVER.



DID I MENTION I LIKED GYASTO? YER. I'LL ADMIT I FOUND THIS SWEET.



BUT THEN M.NIGHT GOES AND DOES THIS! WHY. WHY. WHY THE STUPID BOW. WHY ARE SOKKA AND KATARA NOT AANG'S FRIENDS AND INSTEAD SOME KIND OF BODYGUARDS. THE FUCK. ARGHHHHHHH.



AZULA. AS AWESOME AS YOU LOOK IN THIS SCENE, I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO APPEAR AGAIN AS A SEQUEL SHOULD NEVER EVER GET MADE. EVER.



SO GUYS, WHAT WERE YOUR WORST MOMENTS IN THE FILM? ANY OF SCENES YOU WANNA SEE AGAIN JUST TO BASK IN THEIR AWFULNESS? I'D BE HAPPY TO GIF THEM.

HOLD THE FUCK UP GUYS. IN THE OPENING CREDITS WHICH ARE KINDA PRETTY, LOOK BEHIND THE DANCERS



...ARE THOSE JUST RANDOM SCRIBBLES? THEY LOOK VAGUELY LIKE CALIGRAPHY BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE JUST TOTAL IMITATION. NO NO NO. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE PRONUNCIATIONS AND THEN JUST DECIDE NOT TO INCLUDE THE AUTHENTIC WRITING. UGH, THIS IS MAKING ME RAGE.

WARNING, LOTS OF GIFS. WILL BREAK YOUR INTERNET IF YOU'RE STILL LIVING IN 1999.

the last airbender (movie), damn you m. night shamwow

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