YOU'RE SO FRENCH YOU'RE SO GERMAN
LOOK AT THESE TWO. THEY'RE THE SEXIEST COUPLE OF EUROPEANS TO EVER EUROPEAN.
DAMN STRAIGHT HE CAN SPEAK HER LANGUAGE, HE'S A GENIUS. HE CAN ALSO TALK DIRTY TO HER IN SPANISH IF HE SO PLEASES (AND HE DOES). EVERYONE ELSE AT THE PREMIERE LOOKED TIRED AND BORED, BUT NOT THESE TWO, SMILING AND STANDING EXTREMELY CLOSE TOGETHER. FUCK YOU TIL. FUCK YOU AUGUST. YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO THIS HOT FRENCH-ON-GERMAN ACTION.
WE SEE YOU, DAN.
WE SEE YOU TOUCHING HER ASS.
AND WE LIKE IT.