20 THINGS MISA IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO DO WITH THE DEATH NOTE
1. YOU MAY NOT REPEATEDLY GIVE UP AND RECLAIM THE DEATH NOTE JUST SO YOU CAN SEE "TWILIGHT" AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME
2. DEATH BY HOKEY-POKEY DOES NOT BEFIT THE MAJESTY OF KIRA
3. NOR DOES 'DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO'
4. DO NOT DECORATE THE DEATH NOTE WITH STICKERS. THEY ARE TOO IDENTIFIABLE
5. NO, NOT EVEN HELLO KITTY
6. I KNOW YOU CAN GET HELLO KITTY ANYWHERE, BUT BELIEVE ME, IT WILL REALLY POINT BACK TO YOU
7. FINE, ONE HELLO KITTY AND THAT'S FINAL
8. DON'T USE THE DEATH NOTE TO MAKE PEOPLE GET YOU ICE CREAM
9. WELL OKAY IF THEY GET SOME FOR ME TOO AND ALSO L. HE WOULDN'T DARE STOP US IF IT STOPS THE ICE CREAM DELIVERY! HAHAHAHAHA!
10. WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER, WRITE IT ON A FUCKING NAPKIN
11. I KNOW THEY DO THIS IN SPY MOVIES, BUT PLEASE DO NOT EAT THE DEATH NOTE
12. WTF? "SAYU YAGAMI: TELLS ME THE PERFECT GIFT IDEA FOR LIGHT AND THEN DIES?" WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?! I NEEDED HER TO TELL ME THE PERFECT GIFT IDEA FOR MOM!
13. THE DEATH NOTE CAN'T KILL JASON OR FREDDY! THEY DON'T EXIST! AND IF THEY DID, THEY'D JUST COME BACK
14. NO, NOT DARTH VADER EITHER
15. WHO THE FUCK IS 'TSUGUMI OHBA' AND WHY DO YOU WANT TO CONTROL HIM SO MUCH? WE'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY
16. EVEN IF WE HOLD HIS FAMILY HOSTAGE, WE'RE NOT GONNA GET A GOOD BEETLEJUICE SEQUEL OUT OF TIM BURTON
17. KILLING PEOPLE WHO WERE BITCHES TO YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL IS UNWORTHY OF A GOD. YOU HAVE TO GO BACK FURTHER THAN THAT
18. OH THIS IS RICH, MALIBU FASHION BARBIE WANTS TO USE A SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH TO SEE IF THE DEATH NOTE SENDS MESSAGES FASTER THAN LIGHT! WHAT THE FUCK WOULD THAT TELL US, HUH? NOTHING IS FASTER THAN ME!
19. DO NOT WRITE CONDITIONAL INSTRUCTIONS IN YOUR DEATH NOTE LIKE 'IF THIS NOTEBOOK IS FOUND BY L IN THE NEXT 28 DAYS, JOHN SMITH DIES OF A COCAINE OVERDOSE, BUT IF IT IS FOUND BY THE FBI, HE DIES BY HANGING HIMSELF, AND IF IT IS FOUND BY SOMEONE ELSE, HE DIES OF PNEUMOCOCCAL MENINGITIS, AND IF NOBODY FINDS IT, HE IS HIT BY A CAR' BECAUSE FUCK YOU FOR THINKING OF THAT BEFORE I DID, FUCK YOU SO MUCH, HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN SPELL PNEUMOCOCCAL
20. I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN PLAY THE STOCK MARKET WITH THE DEATH NOTE. IT IS A STUPID NON-GOD IDEA BY A STUPID NON-GOD.
2. DEATH BY HOKEY-POKEY DOES NOT BEFIT THE MAJESTY OF KIRA
3. NOR DOES 'DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO'
4. DO NOT DECORATE THE DEATH NOTE WITH STICKERS. THEY ARE TOO IDENTIFIABLE
5. NO, NOT EVEN HELLO KITTY
6. I KNOW YOU CAN GET HELLO KITTY ANYWHERE, BUT BELIEVE ME, IT WILL REALLY POINT BACK TO YOU
7. FINE, ONE HELLO KITTY AND THAT'S FINAL
8. DON'T USE THE DEATH NOTE TO MAKE PEOPLE GET YOU ICE CREAM
9. WELL OKAY IF THEY GET SOME FOR ME TOO AND ALSO L. HE WOULDN'T DARE STOP US IF IT STOPS THE ICE CREAM DELIVERY! HAHAHAHAHA!
10. WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER, WRITE IT ON A FUCKING NAPKIN
11. I KNOW THEY DO THIS IN SPY MOVIES, BUT PLEASE DO NOT EAT THE DEATH NOTE
12. WTF? "SAYU YAGAMI: TELLS ME THE PERFECT GIFT IDEA FOR LIGHT AND THEN DIES?" WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?! I NEEDED HER TO TELL ME THE PERFECT GIFT IDEA FOR MOM!
13. THE DEATH NOTE CAN'T KILL JASON OR FREDDY! THEY DON'T EXIST! AND IF THEY DID, THEY'D JUST COME BACK
14. NO, NOT DARTH VADER EITHER
15. WHO THE FUCK IS 'TSUGUMI OHBA' AND WHY DO YOU WANT TO CONTROL HIM SO MUCH? WE'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY
16. EVEN IF WE HOLD HIS FAMILY HOSTAGE, WE'RE NOT GONNA GET A GOOD BEETLEJUICE SEQUEL OUT OF TIM BURTON
17. KILLING PEOPLE WHO WERE BITCHES TO YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL IS UNWORTHY OF A GOD. YOU HAVE TO GO BACK FURTHER THAN THAT
18. OH THIS IS RICH, MALIBU FASHION BARBIE WANTS TO USE A SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH TO SEE IF THE DEATH NOTE SENDS MESSAGES FASTER THAN LIGHT! WHAT THE FUCK WOULD THAT TELL US, HUH? NOTHING IS FASTER THAN ME!
19. DO NOT WRITE CONDITIONAL INSTRUCTIONS IN YOUR DEATH NOTE LIKE 'IF THIS NOTEBOOK IS FOUND BY L IN THE NEXT 28 DAYS, JOHN SMITH DIES OF A COCAINE OVERDOSE, BUT IF IT IS FOUND BY THE FBI, HE DIES BY HANGING HIMSELF, AND IF IT IS FOUND BY SOMEONE ELSE, HE DIES OF PNEUMOCOCCAL MENINGITIS, AND IF NOBODY FINDS IT, HE IS HIT BY A CAR' BECAUSE FUCK YOU FOR THINKING OF THAT BEFORE I DID, FUCK YOU SO MUCH, HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN SPELL PNEUMOCOCCAL
20. I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN PLAY THE STOCK MARKET WITH THE DEATH NOTE. IT IS A STUPID NON-GOD IDEA BY A STUPID NON-GOD.