THIS COMM IS TOO FUCKING QUIET

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FIRST POST OF THE NEW YEAR AND IT'S ALREADY MARCH. FANDOM I AM DISAPPOINT.

SO LONG TIME LURKER, FIRST TIME POSTER. ALL THAT SHIT. HOPE I DIDN'T FUCK UP THE HTML OR ANYTHING :/



"I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM LAST NIGHT.

BASICALLY, WE WERE IN THE HARRY POTTER WORLD, BUT ALL OF THE PEOPLE WERE FROM FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST (ED AS HARRY, AL AS RON, WINRY AS HERMIONE, ETC) AND WE WERE PLAYING QUIDDITCH. LIKE, HALFWAY BETWEEN THE PLAYERS AND THE GROUND WAS THIS ORB THING WITH AN 'UNDERGROUND' SIGN ON IT, BUT IT SAID HERPES INSTEAD. BASICALLY, ED WAS THROWING THE QUAFFAL AT LING, WHO DOES THIS FLIP AND KICKS THE THING AT WINRY, WHO GETS MAD AND THROWS A WRENCH AT HIM. BECAUSE SHE 'BROKE THE RULES' THE HERPES BALL SHOOTS SOMETHING AT HER, AND SHE'S LIKE

"OH MY GOD, I HAVE HERPES"

AND IZUMI COMES UP ON A BROOMSTICK, SLAPPING EVERYONE AROUND THE HEAD SHOUTING

"IF YOU DON'T OBEY THE RULES, YOU WILL GET HERPES"

AND THEN ROY GETS MAD 'CUS HE CAN'T SCORE, SO HE BLOWS EVERYONE IN SLYTHERIN UP.

AND THEN I WOKE UP."

AND THEN WE MADE IMAGE MACROS.





I WILL NEVER BREAK THE RULES AGAIN.