FACTS
YOU ALL KNOW THOSE CHUCK NORRIS/MOLLY WEASLEY/WHOEVER FACTS?
WELL, HERE ARE SOME RELATING TO OLIVIER MIRA ARMSTRONG.
NEW MEMBER LALALA.
OLIVER INVENTED ALCHEMY ONCE WHEN SHE WAS BORED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
FATHER INTENDED ORIGINALLY FOR OLIVIER TO BE THE HOMUNCULUS WRATH, THEN DECIDED HE WAS TOO AFRAID OF HER POWER.
OLIVIER ONCE DIED. SHE SAID IT WAS BORING AND OVERRATED.
OLIVIER MIRA ARMSTRONG IS THE ONLY HUMAN BEING EVER TO SUCCESSFULLY MAKE A HUMAN TRANSMUTATION OF HERSELF.
OLIVIER IS THE EIGHTH HOMUNCULUS, THE ULTIMATE YOU STAND NO FREAKING CHANCE AGAINST HER IF THE FATE OF THE WORLD DEPENDED ON IT.
THE BRIGGS MEN ARE OLIVIER'S LOVE SLAVES.
ONCE THE LEADER OF DRACHMA TRIED TO INVADE BRIGGS. HE GOT BLUDGEONED TO DEATH BY OLIVIER'S DISAPPROVING LOOK.
KIMBLEE WASN'T IN THE BRIGGS HOSPITAL WITH NEARLY FATAL INJURIES BECAUSE OF SCAR. HE WAS IN THE BRIGGS HOSPITAL BECAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW ROUGH OLIVIER IS DURING SEX.
...AND THAT TIME, SHE WAS BEING GENTLE FOR THAT LITTLE CENTRAL WEAKLING.
OLIVIER ARMSTRONG SECRETLY IS IN CONTROL OF CENTRAL, THE AMESTRIAN MILITARY, THE XINGESE COURT, AND THE GATE.
THE ARMSTRONG SPARKLES OF OLIVIER ARE THE SECRET INGREDIENT TO THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE.
OLIVIER CREATED THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE AS A JOKE. THE STONE DOESN'T HOLD THE REAL POWER...OLIVIER'S LIFEBLOOD DOES.
BUT OLIVIER DOES NOT BLEED BECAUSE IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WOUND HER.
OLIVIER FOUNDED THE ISHVALAN RELIGION.
SECRETLY, THE RECESSION IN AMESTRIS IS OLIVIER'S ORCHESTRATED REVENGE AGAINST THE PEOPLE OF CENTRAL FOR ALLOWING THE KILLING OF THE FOLLOWERS OF HER RELIGION, AND ALSO BECAUSE SHE HATES CENTRAL AND ITS BADLY PRICED SUBWAY TICKETS.
"SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST" IS THE NEW "ALL IS ONE, ONE IS ALL."
OLIVIER IS SECRETLY BIG BROTHER. SHE'S WATCHING YOU READ THIS.
...AND WATCHING YOU LOOK AT KINK MEME FILLS.
WELL, HERE ARE SOME RELATING TO OLIVIER MIRA ARMSTRONG.
NEW MEMBER LALALA.
OLIVER INVENTED ALCHEMY ONCE WHEN SHE WAS BORED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
FATHER INTENDED ORIGINALLY FOR OLIVIER TO BE THE HOMUNCULUS WRATH, THEN DECIDED HE WAS TOO AFRAID OF HER POWER.
OLIVIER ONCE DIED. SHE SAID IT WAS BORING AND OVERRATED.
OLIVIER MIRA ARMSTRONG IS THE ONLY HUMAN BEING EVER TO SUCCESSFULLY MAKE A HUMAN TRANSMUTATION OF HERSELF.
OLIVIER IS THE EIGHTH HOMUNCULUS, THE ULTIMATE YOU STAND NO FREAKING CHANCE AGAINST HER IF THE FATE OF THE WORLD DEPENDED ON IT.
THE BRIGGS MEN ARE OLIVIER'S LOVE SLAVES.
ONCE THE LEADER OF DRACHMA TRIED TO INVADE BRIGGS. HE GOT BLUDGEONED TO DEATH BY OLIVIER'S DISAPPROVING LOOK.
KIMBLEE WASN'T IN THE BRIGGS HOSPITAL WITH NEARLY FATAL INJURIES BECAUSE OF SCAR. HE WAS IN THE BRIGGS HOSPITAL BECAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW ROUGH OLIVIER IS DURING SEX.
...AND THAT TIME, SHE WAS BEING GENTLE FOR THAT LITTLE CENTRAL WEAKLING.
OLIVIER ARMSTRONG SECRETLY IS IN CONTROL OF CENTRAL, THE AMESTRIAN MILITARY, THE XINGESE COURT, AND THE GATE.
THE ARMSTRONG SPARKLES OF OLIVIER ARE THE SECRET INGREDIENT TO THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE.
OLIVIER CREATED THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE AS A JOKE. THE STONE DOESN'T HOLD THE REAL POWER...OLIVIER'S LIFEBLOOD DOES.
BUT OLIVIER DOES NOT BLEED BECAUSE IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WOUND HER.
OLIVIER FOUNDED THE ISHVALAN RELIGION.
SECRETLY, THE RECESSION IN AMESTRIS IS OLIVIER'S ORCHESTRATED REVENGE AGAINST THE PEOPLE OF CENTRAL FOR ALLOWING THE KILLING OF THE FOLLOWERS OF HER RELIGION, AND ALSO BECAUSE SHE HATES CENTRAL AND ITS BADLY PRICED SUBWAY TICKETS.
"SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST" IS THE NEW "ALL IS ONE, ONE IS ALL."
OLIVIER IS SECRETLY BIG BROTHER. SHE'S WATCHING YOU READ THIS.
...AND WATCHING YOU LOOK AT KINK MEME FILLS.