Jul 01, 2010 20:24
-WAKE UP
-LOOK DOWN BED
-SEE YOUR DOG BORROWING YOUR DILDO
-WUT DO?
A. JOIN HIM/HER.
B. WATCH IN HORROR (MAYBE VIOLENTLY PROJECTILE VOMIT--JUST AN OPTION.)
C. HOPE YOUR DOG IS USING A CONDOM.
D. ASK HIM/HER WHYZIT GOTTA BE YOUR BED WHEN THEY'VE GOT THEIR OWN.
E. TOUCH YOURSELF.
F. OTHER ________ (EXPLAIN WITH HORRIFYING IMAGERY PLEASE.)
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UNLESS IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH TEABAGGIN', WHICH IS HORRIFYING ENOUGH IN ITSELF.
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