BUUUUUUUT I GOT INTO UNIVERSITY, WHICH IS GOOD NEWS! I WAS OUT FRI AND SAT NIGHT GETTING HORRENDOUSLY DRUNK WITH MY COLLEGE PEEPS AND GENERALLY MAKING A TIT OF MYSELF DANCING.
DEFFO COMING TO THE NEXT ONE, SOMEONE COME TO MY HOUSE WITH A HAMMER AND FORCE ME TO REMEMBER
PENANCE, YOU B1+CHE$
anonymous
August 26 2011, 23:49:21 UTC
I DON'T HAVE A PHOTOSHOP PROGRAM, SO INSTEAD OF A SILLY PICTURE, HERE ARE SILLY LIMERICKS, ALL STOLEN.
SAID MARION TO ROBIN, "I LOVE YOU." SAID ROBIN TO MARION, "ME, TOO." "YOU LOVE ME?" SAID SHE. "I LOVE ME," SAID HE. AND SHE SMACKED HIS DUMB HEAD WITH A SHOE.
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN ROBIN HOOD WHO LIVED IN A NOTTINGHAM WOOD. HE LEARNED HOW TO F**K FROM OLD FRIAR TUCK, AND MADE MARION WHENEVER HE COULD.
THE SHERIFF SWORE TO THE SKY HE'D NEVER ASKED THOSE FAVORS FROM GUY. BUT THE CHANCE WAS THEN MISSED, TO REQUEST THAT HE LIST, POSITIONS HE'D TOLD HIM THEY'D TRY.
ROBIN’S MEN WERE VERY HAPPY DOWN THE DERRY; I GUESS TODAY WE’D CALL ‘EM GAY, BACK THEN THEY CALLED ‘EM MERRY.
WHY ARE THE FOREST MEN MERRY? IS IT ALE, OR THE MEAD OR THE SHERRY? THEY ALL WEAR HUGE GRINS BECAUSE EVERYONE WINS THEY'RE GAY AND THEIR LEADER'S A FAIRY!
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BUUUUUUUT I GOT INTO UNIVERSITY, WHICH IS GOOD NEWS! I WAS OUT FRI AND SAT NIGHT GETTING HORRENDOUSLY DRUNK WITH MY COLLEGE PEEPS AND GENERALLY MAKING A TIT OF MYSELF DANCING.
DEFFO COMING TO THE NEXT ONE, SOMEONE COME TO MY HOUSE WITH A HAMMER AND FORCE ME TO REMEMBER
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SAID MARION TO ROBIN, "I LOVE YOU."
SAID ROBIN TO MARION, "ME, TOO."
"YOU LOVE ME?" SAID SHE.
"I LOVE ME," SAID HE.
AND SHE SMACKED HIS DUMB HEAD WITH A SHOE.
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN ROBIN HOOD
WHO LIVED IN A NOTTINGHAM WOOD.
HE LEARNED HOW TO F**K
FROM OLD FRIAR TUCK,
AND MADE MARION WHENEVER HE COULD.
THE SHERIFF SWORE TO THE SKY
HE'D NEVER ASKED THOSE FAVORS FROM GUY.
BUT THE CHANCE WAS THEN MISSED,
TO REQUEST THAT HE LIST,
POSITIONS HE'D TOLD HIM THEY'D TRY.
ROBIN’S MEN WERE VERY
HAPPY DOWN THE DERRY;
I GUESS TODAY
WE’D CALL ‘EM GAY,
BACK THEN THEY CALLED ‘EM MERRY.
WHY ARE THE FOREST MEN MERRY?
IS IT ALE, OR THE MEAD OR THE SHERRY?
THEY ALL WEAR HUGE GRINS
BECAUSE EVERYONE WINS
THEY'RE GAY AND THEIR LEADER'S A FAIRY!
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OR SHOULD I SAY "BRAVA!"
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