HEY SO, REMEMBER THAT RUMOR ABOUT COLLECTING 500 ORBS IN THE LOST FRONTIER AND UNLOCKING A SECRET BOSS FIGHT WITH GOL?
YES? NO?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YEAH WELL IT'S HORSE SHIT. WE HIT 500 ORBS TONIGHT AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL HAPPENED. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME IF IT WAS REAL BUT SADLY THIS PERSON WAS LYING OUT OF THEIR ASS
NOT THAT THIS IS A HUGE SURPRISE, BUT Y'KNOW. HE PULLED THAT "OH IT MUST ONLY BE IN THE NORTH AMERICAN PS2 VERSION" LINE, AND WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE HAVE