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IDEK. IT'S PROBABLY BEEN POSTED BEFORE BUT STFU AND W/E
IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW.
YUURI IS ALL "OH EM GEE, CONRAD. THIS BOAT FLIER SAYS SOME SHIT ABOUT MAGIC AND ENTERTAINMENT. BUT I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THIS. THESE BITCHES MADE A TOTAL TRAP TO LURE KIDDIES ON THE BOAT WITH A MAGIC SHOW. AND NOW THE KIDS ARE GONNA CRY UNLESS WE PUT ONE ON. QUICK, TEACH ME MAGIC TRICKS."
AND CONRAD'S ALL "I CAN GET IN A BOX AND YOU CAN STAB ME WITH SWORDS, LIKE THEY DO IN THAT ONE TRICK, EXCEPT IT WOULDN'T BE A TRICK."
AND YUURI'S ALL, "FFFF NO, CONRAD. WE CAN'T DO THAT. :| THE KIDS WOULDN'T BE IMPRESSED WHEN YOU BLEED."
CONRAD: "FINE. GET IN THIS SUITCASE/BOX THING AND I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO BREAK OUT."
YUURI: "MKAY. I'M IN. WHAT NOW."
CONRAD: "NOW I'M GOING TO SIT ON THE BOX AND RELAX BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RUNNING AWAY."
YUURI: WHAT? BUT THE KIDS? AND YOU CAN'T KEEP ME IN A BOX.
CONRAD STARTS SLOWLY EXPLAINING UNTIL WOLFRAM CHOOSES THAT MOMENT TO WAKE UP AND BLUNTLY TELL YUURI WHAT AN IDIOT HE IS. "IT'S AN OLD POSTER. THEY JUST DIDN'T TAKE IT DOWN."
IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW.
YUURI IS ALL "OH EM GEE, CONRAD. THIS BOAT FLIER SAYS SOME SHIT ABOUT MAGIC AND ENTERTAINMENT. BUT I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THIS. THESE BITCHES MADE A TOTAL TRAP TO LURE KIDDIES ON THE BOAT WITH A MAGIC SHOW. AND NOW THE KIDS ARE GONNA CRY UNLESS WE PUT ONE ON. QUICK, TEACH ME MAGIC TRICKS."
AND CONRAD'S ALL "I CAN GET IN A BOX AND YOU CAN STAB ME WITH SWORDS, LIKE THEY DO IN THAT ONE TRICK, EXCEPT IT WOULDN'T BE A TRICK."
AND YUURI'S ALL, "FFFF NO, CONRAD. WE CAN'T DO THAT. :| THE KIDS WOULDN'T BE IMPRESSED WHEN YOU BLEED."
CONRAD: "FINE. GET IN THIS SUITCASE/BOX THING AND I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO BREAK OUT."
YUURI: "MKAY. I'M IN. WHAT NOW."
CONRAD: "NOW I'M GOING TO SIT ON THE BOX AND RELAX BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RUNNING AWAY."
YUURI: WHAT? BUT THE KIDS? AND YOU CAN'T KEEP ME IN A BOX.
CONRAD STARTS SLOWLY EXPLAINING UNTIL WOLFRAM CHOOSES THAT MOMENT TO WAKE UP AND BLUNTLY TELL YUURI WHAT AN IDIOT HE IS. "IT'S AN OLD POSTER. THEY JUST DIDN'T TAKE IT DOWN."