YAY MORE MAD LIBS
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE DEAD, CAPSLOCK COMM. EVEN THOUGH KKM IS LIKE SOOOO 2005 AND EVERYONE HAS MOVED ON TO SHINIER THINGS... WELL I DON'T GIVE AN ADELBERT'S GIANT CRAP. I HAS MORE YUURAM-FLAVORED MAD LIBS; THEY ARE SEXIER THAN YUURAM-FLAVORED CONDOMS AND ALSO MORE EFFECTIVE AT PREVENTING UNWANTED MALE PREGNANCIES.
OMG WORDS! GO GO GO!!!
[A] LENGTH OF TIME
[B] PERSON THAT IS NOT YUURI, WOLFRAM, OR GRETA BECAUSE THEY ARE ALREADY IN THE STORY AND HAVING TWO OF SOMEONE WOULD BE WEIRD
[C] ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
[D] ADJECTIVE
[E] NOUN
[F] -ING VERB
[G] PERSON, DITTO TO THE PREVIOUS 'PERSON' RESTRICTIONS
[H] TRASHY DAYTIME TV SHOW
[I] PERSON, DOUBLE DITTO
[J] NOUN
[K] NOUN
[L] PERSON (YOU KNOW THE DRILL)
[M] ADVERB
[N] ADJECTIVE
[O] PLACE
[P] A BOOK OR SOME OTHER READING MATERIAL WITH SRS LITERARY MERIT, LIKE SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE
[Q] VERB, PAST TENSE
[R] AWESOME KICKBOXING/MARTIAL ARTS/LUCHA LIBRE/MORTAL KOMBAT MOVE
[S] BODY PART
[T] ADVERB
[U] LENGTH OF TIME
[V] ADJECTIVE
[W] ADJECTIVE
[X] ADJECTIVE OR ADVERB
[Y] A TYPE OF BUILDING OR STRUCTURE OR AN ENCLOSURE OF SOME KIND
[Z] ADVERB
READY... AIM... EXPLOSION OF AWESOMENESS!!!
WOLFRAM AND YUURI HAD BEEN MARRIED FOR __[A]__ WHEN THEY DECIDED THAT THIS JUST WASN’T WORKING FOR THEM.
“HEY LET’S GET DIVORCED,” YUURI SAID. “IT’LL BE COOL, LIKE ONE OF THOSE CELEBRITY DIVORCES SINCE I’M FAMOUS AND YOU’RE FAMOUS AND THE SHIN MAKOKU TABLOIDS WILL GO WILD.”
WOLFRAM DIDN’T REALLY WANT TO GET DIVORCED. HE HAD SUGGESTED MARRIAGE COUNSELING, BUT SINCE __[B]__ WAS A SHITTY COUNSELOR, THAT HAD ONLY MADE THINGS WORSE. SO WOLFRAM WAS ALL LIKE, “OKAY, WHATEVER,” BUT DEEP DOWN INSIDE HE WAS HOPING THIS DIVORCE WOULD PUT THE SPARK BACK INTO THEIR RELATIONSHIP, KINDA LIKE SETTING YUURI’S __[C]__ ON FIRE.
THAT WOULD BE HOT. LITERALLY SMOKIN’ HOT. AND THEN WOLFRAM WOULD BE ABLE TO PUT HIS __[D]__ PLAN INTO ACTION - THE ONE THAT INVOLVED A __[E]__ AND __[F]__ IN __[G]__’S BEDROOM AND ALL SORTS OF HANKY-PANKY SHENANIGANS THAT YUURI WAS TOO WUSSY TO DO WHILE MARRIED BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE HIM THE “WIFE”.
THEY WENT TO MAZOKU FAMILY COURT, WHICH WAS NOT UNLIKE THE SET OF __[H]__, WITH THE HONORABLE JUDGE __[I]__ PRESIDING.
THE JUDGE SAID, “IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’VE GOT THE PAPERWORK ALL IN ORDER. ASSETS, HMM... YUURI GETS THE __[J]__ AND WOLFRAM GETS THE __[K]__. THAT’S WHAT YOU’VE DECIDED?”
THEY NODDED. THE JUDGE WAS ABOUT TO SIGN THE DOCUMENT GRANTING THEIR SURPRISINGLY AMICABLE SPLIT WHEN __[L]__ __[M]__ CAME INTO THE ROOM.
“WAIT! WHAT ABOUT GRETA?”
OH NOES! THEY HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THEIR DAUGHTER! THIS SET OFF A __[N]__ CUSTODY BATTLE.
“I ADOPTED HER FIRST,” YUURI SAID. “OF COURSE SHE’S COMING WITH ME.”
“BUT I’M THE BETTER FATHER,” WOLFRAM SAID. “I TOOK HER TO __[O]__ FOR HER BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION WHILE YOU WERE OFF GALLIVANTING IN THAT OTHER WORLD.”
“THAT’S JUST BECAUSE I’M BUSY! I’M A GOOD FATHER TOO - I READ __[P]__ TO HER AT BEDTIME!”
THE ARGUMENT BECAME MORE AND MORE HEATED UNTIL GRETA __[Q]__ IN AND KNOCKED THAT ASSHOLE TROUBLEMAKER UNCONSCIOUS WITH A __[R]__ TO THE __[S]__.
GRETA GLARED AT HER FATHERS __[T]__. “STOP IT! DON’T YOU KNOW IT’S ALREADY BEEN __[U]__ SINCE I CAME OF AGE?”
“MY BABY’S ALL GROWN UP? WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME?” YUURI WAILED. __[V]__ TEARS WELLED UP IN HIS RIDICULOUSLY GIGANTIC AND __[W]__ ONYX ORB-EYES. (ONYX LIKE BLACK, NOT ONIX LIKE THE POKEMON, OR ELSE THAT WOULD MEAN HE HAD BOULDERS IN HIS EYE SOCKETS. OH WAIT...)
WOLFRAM SIGHED AND SHOOK HIS HEAD. HUMANS GREW UP SO __[X]__, HE THOUGHT. BUT HEY, NOW THAT HE AND YUURI WERE DIVORCED... HE GRABBED HIS EX-HUSBAND AND DRAGGED HIM BACK TO THEIR LOVE __[Y]__.
AND THEY MADE A BUNCH OF MPREG BABIES AND LIVED __[Z]__ EVER AFTER.
(FOR REAL THIS TIME.)
OMG WORDS! GO GO GO!!!
[A] LENGTH OF TIME
[B] PERSON THAT IS NOT YUURI, WOLFRAM, OR GRETA BECAUSE THEY ARE ALREADY IN THE STORY AND HAVING TWO OF SOMEONE WOULD BE WEIRD
[C] ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
[D] ADJECTIVE
[E] NOUN
[F] -ING VERB
[G] PERSON, DITTO TO THE PREVIOUS 'PERSON' RESTRICTIONS
[H] TRASHY DAYTIME TV SHOW
[I] PERSON, DOUBLE DITTO
[J] NOUN
[K] NOUN
[L] PERSON (YOU KNOW THE DRILL)
[M] ADVERB
[N] ADJECTIVE
[O] PLACE
[P] A BOOK OR SOME OTHER READING MATERIAL WITH SRS LITERARY MERIT, LIKE SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE
[Q] VERB, PAST TENSE
[R] AWESOME KICKBOXING/MARTIAL ARTS/LUCHA LIBRE/MORTAL KOMBAT MOVE
[S] BODY PART
[T] ADVERB
[U] LENGTH OF TIME
[V] ADJECTIVE
[W] ADJECTIVE
[X] ADJECTIVE OR ADVERB
[Y] A TYPE OF BUILDING OR STRUCTURE OR AN ENCLOSURE OF SOME KIND
[Z] ADVERB
READY... AIM... EXPLOSION OF AWESOMENESS!!!
WOLFRAM AND YUURI HAD BEEN MARRIED FOR __[A]__ WHEN THEY DECIDED THAT THIS JUST WASN’T WORKING FOR THEM.
“HEY LET’S GET DIVORCED,” YUURI SAID. “IT’LL BE COOL, LIKE ONE OF THOSE CELEBRITY DIVORCES SINCE I’M FAMOUS AND YOU’RE FAMOUS AND THE SHIN MAKOKU TABLOIDS WILL GO WILD.”
WOLFRAM DIDN’T REALLY WANT TO GET DIVORCED. HE HAD SUGGESTED MARRIAGE COUNSELING, BUT SINCE __[B]__ WAS A SHITTY COUNSELOR, THAT HAD ONLY MADE THINGS WORSE. SO WOLFRAM WAS ALL LIKE, “OKAY, WHATEVER,” BUT DEEP DOWN INSIDE HE WAS HOPING THIS DIVORCE WOULD PUT THE SPARK BACK INTO THEIR RELATIONSHIP, KINDA LIKE SETTING YUURI’S __[C]__ ON FIRE.
THAT WOULD BE HOT. LITERALLY SMOKIN’ HOT. AND THEN WOLFRAM WOULD BE ABLE TO PUT HIS __[D]__ PLAN INTO ACTION - THE ONE THAT INVOLVED A __[E]__ AND __[F]__ IN __[G]__’S BEDROOM AND ALL SORTS OF HANKY-PANKY SHENANIGANS THAT YUURI WAS TOO WUSSY TO DO WHILE MARRIED BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE HIM THE “WIFE”.
THEY WENT TO MAZOKU FAMILY COURT, WHICH WAS NOT UNLIKE THE SET OF __[H]__, WITH THE HONORABLE JUDGE __[I]__ PRESIDING.
THE JUDGE SAID, “IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’VE GOT THE PAPERWORK ALL IN ORDER. ASSETS, HMM... YUURI GETS THE __[J]__ AND WOLFRAM GETS THE __[K]__. THAT’S WHAT YOU’VE DECIDED?”
THEY NODDED. THE JUDGE WAS ABOUT TO SIGN THE DOCUMENT GRANTING THEIR SURPRISINGLY AMICABLE SPLIT WHEN __[L]__ __[M]__ CAME INTO THE ROOM.
“WAIT! WHAT ABOUT GRETA?”
OH NOES! THEY HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THEIR DAUGHTER! THIS SET OFF A __[N]__ CUSTODY BATTLE.
“I ADOPTED HER FIRST,” YUURI SAID. “OF COURSE SHE’S COMING WITH ME.”
“BUT I’M THE BETTER FATHER,” WOLFRAM SAID. “I TOOK HER TO __[O]__ FOR HER BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION WHILE YOU WERE OFF GALLIVANTING IN THAT OTHER WORLD.”
“THAT’S JUST BECAUSE I’M BUSY! I’M A GOOD FATHER TOO - I READ __[P]__ TO HER AT BEDTIME!”
THE ARGUMENT BECAME MORE AND MORE HEATED UNTIL GRETA __[Q]__ IN AND KNOCKED THAT ASSHOLE TROUBLEMAKER UNCONSCIOUS WITH A __[R]__ TO THE __[S]__.
GRETA GLARED AT HER FATHERS __[T]__. “STOP IT! DON’T YOU KNOW IT’S ALREADY BEEN __[U]__ SINCE I CAME OF AGE?”
“MY BABY’S ALL GROWN UP? WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME?” YUURI WAILED. __[V]__ TEARS WELLED UP IN HIS RIDICULOUSLY GIGANTIC AND __[W]__ ONYX ORB-EYES. (ONYX LIKE BLACK, NOT ONIX LIKE THE POKEMON, OR ELSE THAT WOULD MEAN HE HAD BOULDERS IN HIS EYE SOCKETS. OH WAIT...)
WOLFRAM SIGHED AND SHOOK HIS HEAD. HUMANS GREW UP SO __[X]__, HE THOUGHT. BUT HEY, NOW THAT HE AND YUURI WERE DIVORCED... HE GRABBED HIS EX-HUSBAND AND DRAGGED HIM BACK TO THEIR LOVE __[Y]__.
AND THEY MADE A BUNCH OF MPREG BABIES AND LIVED __[Z]__ EVER AFTER.
(FOR REAL THIS TIME.)