I THINK AT ONE POINT THIS MONSTROSITY HAD AN ACTUAL STORY LINE THAT MADE SENSE. AND IT INCLUDED SOME SORT OF SOCIAL COMMENTARY AS WELL (YOU MIGHT STILL BE ABLE TO SEE IT IF YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH). BUT THEN YOZAK HAD TO OPEN HIS MOUTH MAKE SOME INNAPPROPRIATE JOKES, CONRAD DECIDED TO BE GRUMPY, AND IT ALL WENT DOWNHILL FROM THERE.
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I JUST REALIZED THAT CONRAD WAS GRUMPY IN THE OTHER PARTS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO LEAN AGAINST.
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YOU'RE JUST SNEAKILY TRYING TO GET A PICTURE OF NAKED! CONRAD, AREN'T YOU? HERE YOU GO:
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ON A SOMEWHAT RELATED NOTE, SOME DUDE IRL HAS TAKEN TO CALLING ME "AMPUTEE FETISH GIRL" AND I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT CONRAD OR KKM OR SEVERED ARMS. REALLY, I ONLY BRIEFLY MENTIONED DISMEMBERMENT WHILE DISCUSSING BEDBUG MATING HABITS AND INSECT SWORD!PEENS AND JIZZING IN STAB WOUNDS. OTHER PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT KINKY SHIT, NOT ME. SEE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO CONVERSATIONS ARE GOING ON AT ONCE AND PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE IN BOTH OF THEM BUT YOU'RE NOT.
THAT, OR MAYBE I WAS POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF NAKED ARMLESS CONRAD. IDK, EITHER ONE.
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I USED TO HAVE A BOOK CALLED "SIX-LEGGED SEX: THE EROTIC LIVES OF INSECTS". THE WEIRD DRAGONFLY POSITIONS WERE MY FAVORITE. NOT THAT I PERVE ON BUGS OR ANYTHING - HAHA!
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