KMM MADLIBS - OF THE CONZAK VARIETY
YOU KNOW THE RULES. OBVIOUSLY, PICK SOMEONE OTHER THAN CONRAD OR YOZAK FOR PERSON, SINCE THEY ARE ALREADY IN THE STORY.
THE LIST
{A} ADJECTIVE
{B} GROUP OF PEOPLE
{C} NOUN
{D} PERSON
{E} PERIOD OF TIME
{F} NOUN
{G} BODY PART
{H} PERSON OVER 18
{I} -LY ADJECTIVE
{J} SUPERLATIVE ADJECTIVE
{K}BODY PART
{L} ADJECTIVE
{M}ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
{N} MAKEUP/COSMETIC
{O} BODY PART
{P} ADJECTIVE
{Q} NOUN
{R} VERB
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AFTER DEFEATING A {A} HORDE OF {B}, AND SINGLE-HANDEDLY SAVING THE KINGDOM FROM DISASTER YET AGAIN, CONRAD AND YOZAK STOPPED TO TAKE A BREAK.
AS YOZAK LEANED AGAINST A {C} AND WATCHED CONRAD POLISH UP HIS SWORD, HE DECIDED THAT MAYBE IT WAS TIME HE DID SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THE UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THEM.
CONRAD HAD BEEN PINING OVER HIS UNREQUITED LOVE FOR {D} FOR OVER {E}, AND IT WAS ABOUT DAMN TIME HE STOPPED. YOZAK, OF COURSE, HAD BEEN PINING OVER HIS UNREQUITED LOVE FOR CONRAD FOR EVEN LONGER, BUT OF COURSE THE TWO SITUATIONS HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN COMMON. YOZAK’S SITUATION WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BECAUSE HE WAS NEVER ONE TO LET THE {F} GROW UNDER HIS {G}, AND HAD BEEN SNEAKING AROUND WITH {H}THE WHOLE TIME. BESIDES, YOZAK HAD {I} BLUE EYES. AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE CHARACTER WITH THE {J} EYES DESERVES TO GET EVERYTHING THEIR {K} DESIRES.
SO YOZAK DECIDED TO WEAR HIS FAVORITE {L} {M} , AND PUT ON SOME {N} SINCE HE SUSPECTED THAT WAS SOMETHING CONRAD WAS SECRETLY INTO.
YOZAK SAT ON CONRAD’S {O}, AND SUGGESTED THAT IT WAS TIME THEY POLISHED UP ANOTHER SET OF SWORDS.
AND THEN THEY HAD {P} {Q} SEX ALL NIGHT LONG.
BUT YOZAK WAS NOT ONE TO {R} IN THE GLOW OF HIS MOST RECENT CONQUEST. NO, HE WAS ALREADY PLANNING TO ARRANGE A THREESOME WITH CONRAD AND {H}. WHY? BECAUSE HE WAS YOZAK.
THE END