COWER MORTALS

[capslockophile]

 I AM HERE BECAUSE HERE IS A GATHERING OF MANY MORTALS WHO ARE VERY INTRIGUING TO ME.  SOME I HAVE EVEN SEEN ON OCCASION.  OTHERS I HAVE NOT.

I WILL GIVE YOU ONE VERY IMPORTANT INSTRUCTION.

BE GOOD TO CATS.  CATS ARE NICE.

EDIT: DO NOT KICK OR STEP ON SNAKES.  THEY ARE NOT CUDDLY AND DO NOT PURR, BUT THEY HAVE FEELINGS, TOO.  ALSO, IF YOU DO THAT,

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[screwdrivrlaser]

You're never going to catch me~. \o/

[capslockophile]

YOU ALWAYS RUN AWAY. WHY IS THIS?

[screwdrivrlaser]

Take a wild guess.

[capslockophile]

YOU DID NOT HAVE A KITTEN AS A CHILD, RUNAWAY. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD FOR YOU. IT WOULD NOT BE GOOD FOR YOU NOW, THOUGH. YOU ARE MUCH LIKE TEATIME.