Batman Kink Meme

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THE BATMAN KINK MEME

nanakibh here~! For those of you who don't know what these are, allow me to explain. It's a place where you can request fics anonymously and have your deepest, darkest desires be fulfilled. Anon A requests and Anon B writes for the prompt. Easy as that.

★ Request anonymously. Or not. It's really up to you, I suppose.
★ Clearly state

Comments

[anonymous]

Pairing: Alfred/Lucius
Kink: What? hawt!Old-guy sex isn't enough for you people?
Though I'd love it if Bruce caught them at it and was either completely childish (ala, "Ohshit! MY EYES!" - or something similar) or totally cool 'bout it (for example, "Took you long enough. Now Alfred can be mother-hen with someone else" - again, or something similar).

I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT ANON!

Seconded?

[anonymous]

...and if it doesn't get written; I'm on it! But I'm working on something else . . . so someon

I can't write!

[anonymous]

...so someone else should write it. But if no one does . . . I can do it. 8D. This is my secret OTP.

[anonymous]

I'm working on it as we speak. I promise to deliver either later this evening or sometime tomorrow. And I'll probably deliver in person, because I tend to use my fic-journal as home base for all matters relevant to posting. I hope that's all right!

Your fic request is finished:

[irisbleufic]

( A Man and His Drink)

And yes, the anonymous promise just before this is me - granted, it would've been cool to see people stumbling over themselves to write this one, but I guess I'm the weird one out ;)