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Batman Kink Meme

Jul 25, 2008 02:13

THE BATMAN KINK MEME

nanakibh here~! For those of you who don't know what these are, allow me to explain. It's a place where you can request fics anonymously and have your deepest, darkest desires be fulfilled. Anon A requests and Anon B writes for the prompt. Easy as that.

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anonymous July 27 2008, 19:24:53 UTC

Pairing: Joker/Batman
Kink: Joker (accidentally?) kills Batman and has sex with his dead body.
OR thinks he's killed Batman, and Batman regains consciousness part way through frantic Joker sex.

[1/1] Snippet, not quite as porny as I'd hoped :(! anonymous July 29 2008, 11:27:15 UTC

The Joker screamed, somewhere between fury and as close to misery as he ever knew how to feel.

Fuck. Fuck, he wasn't supposed to actually die from those wounds, what the hell was all that armour for anyway if it was going to be so stupid as to let him die from a few stab wounds? What the hell was the fun of someone dying from stab wounds if you weren't aware enough of their death to enjoy it?

Fuck.

It might have been minutes, might have been hours that the Joker had spent alternating between cradling and kicking Batman's body, regretting any decision he made automatically given that the dead, literally dead weight of Batman's body made it a nightmare to haul around.

Literally dead. FuckHe kept wondering about peeling away that armour, seeing who lay underneath, but where would be the fun in that? Where would be the fun in knowing that Batman was just a person, not an ideal, not an agent of something greater like him? How could he idolise something as boring as another person ( ... )

Re: [1/1] Snippet, not quite as porny as I'd hoped :(! anonymous July 30 2008, 00:03:35 UTC

"Not Alfred," The Joker replied before thumping Batman in the stomach again in something between joy and excitement. "Call me nurse."

Holy shit! Please expand on that thought. I may have to request that one...

Re: [1/1] Snippet, not quite as porny as I'd hoped :(! anonymous July 30 2008, 02:13:44 UTC

MOAR?!

so perfect

Re: [1/1] Snippet, not quite as porny as I'd hoped :(! anonymous July 31 2008, 00:29:35 UTC

Ooh, this is just perfect!

So, any hope for moar sex scene?

Re: [1/1] Snippet, not quite as porny as I'd hoped :(! tristesses August 1 2008, 03:57:53 UTC

Not porny, but still delicious.

Funny that, seemed he'd taken quite a liking to fucking himself with immobile objects he worshipped. I love the matter-of-fact way he says this. XD

Re: [1/1] Snippet, not quite as porny as I'd hoped :(! anonymous August 3 2008, 19:36:59 UTC

YES THIS IS AWESOME. Oh, I hope you'll write more!

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