Batman Kink Meme

Jul 25, 2008 02:13

THE BATMAN KINK MEME

nanakibh here~! For those of you who don't know what these are, allow me to explain. It's a place where you can request fics anonymously and have your deepest, darkest desires be fulfilled. Anon A requests and Anon B writes for the prompt. Easy as that.

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anonymous July 31 2008, 03:37:09 UTC
Pairing: Joker/Harvey Dent
Kink: Remember how the Joker said he "almost believed" Harvey was Batman? How about an AU where Batman doesn't make it in time to let the Joker realize that Harvey ISN'T Batman, and poor defenseless kidnapped Harvey must do his best to keep the Joker believing that he's RIGHT, to protect the real Batman and let him go on working for the city...I'd love some mindfucking, manipulative dub-con where the Joker is getting his kicks torturing Harvey and whatnot and decides to go the sexual route next (of course) and instead of just blithely taking it Harvey pretends to conflictedly want it, to have ALWAYS conflictedly wanted it, to make the rape a little less horrific, and the way the Joker responds to his acting makes him realize that Batman...Batman wanting him...is the Joker's weak spot...

something like that. :D

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[1/4] I know someone already called it, but I had already started so... anonymous August 3 2008, 07:07:12 UTC
Note: Hope this is ok ( ... )

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[2/4] I know someone already called it, but I had already started so... anonymous August 3 2008, 07:09:09 UTC
“No one cares about poor Harvey. You’re a bad bad bat! Killing all those people-“ A harsh swipe of the blade across his arm.

“I didn’t kill anyone!”

The clown pouted, “Oh but you did, Batsy. All those poor people who died before you turned yourself in to me,” the blade slid teasingly across Harvey’s jaw, almost like a caress. Did I turn myself into him? I don’t remember that… “and the police you were hiding with. Like that boy in the back with you. That’s your fault Harvey. You did that ( ... )

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[3/4] I know someone already called it, but I had already started so... anonymous August 3 2008, 07:10:07 UTC
“They need me, Bats. Don’t you see?” The Joker’s voice dropped to a purr, “And you need me too. Without people like me there’d be no use for people like you. And we can’t have that, now can we?”

And oh God, he was being raped wasn’t he? This couldn’t happen. He tried to block it out, tried to picture Rachel, but the painful scrape of nails on his very sensitive flesh shredded that attempt.

“Oh Harvey, Harvey. What have I told you about paying attention? I had thought The Batman would have better manners.”

He couldn’t block it, couldn’t replace the monster before him with his pretty Rachel. But, God, he needed to do something. And so he did. The next time the Joker stroked Harvey dipped his head and moanedEverything froze in that instant. The Joker, normally so animated, had stilled the second Harvey had made the sound. And when the attorney forced himself to stare into the clown’s eyes what he saw there made him pause. The Joker’s eyes were wide, startled and almost hopeful ( ... )

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[4/4] I know someone already called it, but I had already started so... anonymous August 3 2008, 07:11:13 UTC
“Ever thought of it, Bats?” The Joker was asking even as he peeled off his gloves.

“Thought of what?”

“Of you and me.”

Harvey shrugged, flabbergasted that the Joker was shrugging his large purple coat off. “Sure, all time.” And then playing it up a bit, because he was The Batman, right? Not really, Harvey. “Thought about punching your face in. Thought about slitting your throat, about breaking your fingers one by one, about throwing you out a fucking window!A gurgled moan escaped the painted lips of the man above him and the Joker’s hips rocked downwards sharply. “OH, Yes, Bats. That’s it. What else, tell me? Tell me tell me!” And dear lord the Joker was clapping his hands together like a child. Harvey wasn’t really paying attention, too focused on the fact that the Joker was undoing both their pants and that very soon this wasn’t going to be fun anymore ( ... )

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Re: [4/4] I know someone already called it, but I had already started so... anonymous August 3 2008, 20:09:36 UTC
OMG This may just be the hottest thing I've read here. OR ANYWHERE. YOU ARE A STAR, ANON.

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Re: [4/4] I know someone already called it, but I had already started so... anonymous August 4 2008, 08:35:18 UTC
Anon thanks you! I'm really glad you liked it!

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Re: [4/4] I know someone already called it, but I had already started so... mundaneone August 5 2008, 02:54:47 UTC
And going un-anon. Thanks so much!

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Re: 4/4 mundaneone August 5 2008, 02:56:26 UTC
Oh my Gawd. That was awsome! Great job!

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to both writers above; anonymous August 17 2008, 14:10:55 UTC
holy SHIT you guys. this is really unbelievably hot and twisted and just generally absolutely BRILLIANT.
seriously, this is almost exactly how the pairing in my head works, only i'm a terrible writer so this is LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE.

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Re: 4/4 anonymous August 28 2008, 20:31:51 UTC
dayum.... that was good

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