whooa oh helter skelter (a-doobie doobie doobie doo) helter skelterr (a-doobie doobie doobie yeah) helter sketler (a-dooba dooba dooba doo) wahhh yeahhh...

There's an adorable sleeping kitty on my bed right now and I want to go to sleep but I just can't move him!

Mehhhh

Today after a session I got into the car and cried from happiness. Who does that anymore? "I'm Free" played on the radio ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that I ran into Dane Cook at a grocery store.

Hilarity ensued.

I had a dream last night in which it felt like I was seeing myself through the eyes of someone else. Then I thought about it and realized that most dreams are like that. But not all are coherent or meaningful. In fact, most of mine are not...readily ( Read more... )

Okay, funniest shiz happened tonight...

I was at Moylan's with my father and he was in a jolly, sociable mood. We sat down, and he noticed that both he and a woman at the table next to ours were wearing red sweaters. So he said, in her direction "We're both red! I'm red, and she's red!" and he pointed toward her.

Another, younger woman sitting at ( Read more... )

(Regarding our shared lack of desire to become mothers)

Me: It's just that...I came to realize how easy it is to screw a kid up.
Kim: "WASH MY FEET"
Me: Exactly...

Weird night. May I have 1 hug?

Winter is here ( Read more... )

I'm eating popcorn right now ( Read more... )

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