(no subject)
It has come to my attention that a rumor has been spreading amongst the populace. A rumor concerning murder.
Please cease and desist the spreading of this rumor. You are doing nobody any favors by perpetuating it. In fact, it would have the opposite effect, and I'm sure that the last thing that anyone here wants is the entire town in a panic. Particularly over something as asinine as a rumor.
We, the patrolmen of Memento Eden, are here to keep this town safe. A rumor such as this is detrimental to our jobs. So I repeat: Do not perpetuate this rumor.
Please cease and desist the spreading of this rumor. You are doing nobody any favors by perpetuating it. In fact, it would have the opposite effect, and I'm sure that the last thing that anyone here wants is the entire town in a panic. Particularly over something as asinine as a rumor.
We, the patrolmen of Memento Eden, are here to keep this town safe. A rumor such as this is detrimental to our jobs. So I repeat: Do not perpetuate this rumor.