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captain4n6

What position do you like?

Apr 14, 2004 12:59

I am now on the lookout for a muse. Quentin gets Uma Thurman, Kevin Smith gets Jay and Ben Affleck. I want a muse. Someone inspire me. I am officially taking applications. Need not apply in person. Though sexual favors will get you into better standing with me, they are not required- only fiercely encouraged ( Read more... )

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bhmazzy410 April 14 2004, 16:16:19 UTC

Don't forget that God had Selma Hayek as a muse... but you might have to deal with that nasty crap guy like they did. Ehh, I suppose there are worse things in life.

Does being your muse come with dental?

We don't talk about dental here... captain4n6 April 14 2004, 18:57:54 UTC

I just had a root canal, and crown done a few weeks ago, and I have to get another root canal and crown in a week. Boooo - You loose five points for bringing up this painful subject. However, I guess you didn't know- so you only loose three points.

Current score: -3 for Becky

Good luck making up those points. In short -No, we offer no dental at this time. However I'm sure we could work something out at a later date. ~ Roger

Re: We don't talk about dental here... bhmazzy410 April 14 2004, 19:12:54 UTC

Oops. Sucks for me! Better luck in round 2

hotface819 April 15 2004, 22:02:46 UTC

Hey! How many points do I have now? And IHOP sucks. It's actually good, but those bastards won't let me get the funny face pancake because I'm not a kid. I wanna be a muse, but I don't wanna do any work. Can't I just have the title?