Things that keep me up late at night when all the power goes out...

[captain4n6]

50 cent is still alive- ok, I've come to terms with that. I mean he's been almost-successfully shot seven times. Which is to say that he has been hit by seven bullets yet still survives, if they were successful shots- we wouldn't be subjected to his 'music'. Maybe the number is nine, not seven... I'm not sure- It doesn't matter. Point is that

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Hey shithead, Vanilla Ice isn't dead!

[altosven]

Yet.

Re: Hey shithead, Vanilla Ice isn't dead!

[captain4n6]

He will be soon, I still have faith in him. His real name is Rob Van Winkle, and he was Vanilla Ice- its gonna add up soon. I believe in you Vanilla Ice, you can do it.

Holla back yungin

[glitterpunk46]

"but I also don't trust anything that bleeds for three to five days and doesn't die."

Oh, that was just pure genius...that made me laugh and its true...